overfused:

people from school finding your blog 

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seacables:

fakesmiles-scars:

disconte-nt:

releasings:

This picture is in time with the average heart rate. What you’re hearing is the sound of your blood pumping, which you aren’t normally aware of. This picture tricks your mind into making yourself aware of your heart rate, so you hear it.

i will never stop being freaked out by this

holy shit tits

WHat tH E FUCk

wendygirlyoumoveme:

if i misgender u please just spray me with a spray bottle like a cat

pacificrimlick:

Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345

If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.

platypus-in-a-bottle:

Pros and cons of dating me:

Pros:

  • dating

Cons:

  • me

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

imherethephantom:

starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

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letsblameitonthedevil:

loyaltonothingexceptthedream:

fuckityfucktardunicorn:

lizthefangirl:

talithalungbarrow:

hopelesshoneyxo:

nataliesgrotto:

let’s take a minute and realize how heavy that train must have been.

Well considering how heavy her hair used to be, that trail would be rather easy, don’t you think?

What if the train is exactly as long as her hair was?

oH COME O N DISNEY

Just think, after years of being weighed down by like 60ft of hair and to suddenly have it all gone? She’s going to have major balance problems after that and afterwards be really fast.

Is no one going to talk about the horse just hanging out in church?

he’s not “just hanging out” he’s the ringbearer
me at 10 pm: i should start heading to bed so i can wake up for school tomorrow
me at 11 pm: i need to head to bed now
me at 12: im going to regret this tomorrow
me at 3 am: no point sleeping now
me at 5 am: i could take a quick nap
me at 7 am: who the fuck let me stay up last night?

whatcoloristheworld:

good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair