*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out
How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?
Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker
How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.
You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows
did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%
kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad
boys in beanies (◕‿◕✿)
boys in plaid (◕‿◕✿)
boys in suits (◕‿◕✿)
boys butts (◕‿◕✿)